“Want a date? Going out? Lookin’ for some action?”
What do you do when your fiancee is horribly dismembered by a juiced-up lawnmower gone berserk? Well, if you’re med school dropout Jeffrey Franken, you put her back together using the limbs of Times Square hookers!
I used the American Blu ray, which runs 1:24:11, as my source material. I’m almost certain that the UK release is the same (without, of course, the introduction by Frank and star James Lorinz), so if you want to use that to follow along, feel free. For you poor bastards with the trimmed Simitar DVD, you’ll be out of sync, as this version is cut by approximately 4 minutes.